"The Mouth should have three gatekeepers.
Is it true?
Is it kind?
Is it necessary?"
"Be careful who you vent to."
A different costume every weekend til Halloween at work. This should be fun
If you’re going to take bits of what you see on social media and try to put it together into some story where you fill in the gaps with predictions and assumptions, DONT.
People are really fucking mean. Go read a fucking book, go on a damn walk, do some volunteer work, pet a fucking dog or something jeez stop flooding your head with so much negativity about other people.
|iPhone user:||I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
|Android user:||Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
|iPhone user:||I just like this pho-
|Android user:||The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
Oh Christ I Just Wanted You To Fuck Me And Then I Became Greedy, I Wanted You To Love Me.
(Source: theluckyleo, via mexicanthighs)